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fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: ka-blamo: Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here? What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or… OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
foodnun: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made stop

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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kleemoney:

when I was 14 I went to Las Vegas with my parents and my grandma and I won a 4 foot penguin at an arcade game that cost me $2 and my parents had to ship it back home for $75 because he wouldn’t fit on the plane and they have never forgiven me for that
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damngruchy:

hailthelordylordypicca:

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

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6 days ago | 26,052 notes

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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daree-to-dreamm-1d: The way the Tower fell was scary Look,  it didn’t just break off, it crashed down as if it was a domino effect, floor by floor. There were people in that building. Take a moment out of your day and reblog this for the people who saved lives that day and for the poor souls who didn’t make it.  you must understand that by looking at this gif youre watching people loose their lives. RIP 9/11 Victims
sarcasticle: my friends > yours

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

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amusealittlemuse: leonsballs:   pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! Thats fucking adorable as hell