are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
when I was 14 I went to Las Vegas with my parents and my grandma and I won a 4 foot penguin at an arcade game that cost me $2 and my parents had to ship it back home for $75 because he wouldn’t fit on the plane and they have never forgiven me for that
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”